pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

  • boy: shit baby you're so wet already
  • girl: that's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health i'm not even all that turned on right now and i would prefer to go get some food or something