• NEWS: Ukraine wants to ban cartoon SpongeBob Squarepants as it 'promotes homosexuality'.
• RUSSELL HOWARD: What absolute bollocks! As if the kids gonna go: 'Oh, look! A talking sponge who plays his nose like a flute! *pauses and stares into distance* I wonder what it's like to suck a dick.'

super-psychic-paper:

too many people on my dash have changed their urls today..

i’m like… where am i? who are you? WHAT.

(via boredom-at-its-finest212)